Bigger

As I’m tucking him into bed he whispers tell me again how much you love me. And so I do. Bigger than the stars, bigger than the moon, bigger than the planets-and he says: Bigger than the biggest planet. Not as a question. Just a statement. And I nod and kiss his forehead and for a second … Continue reading

A comprehensive review of Baywatch 2017

Hello. I saw Baywatch 2017 on Saturday night. You might say the storyline is incomprehensible, the jokes are all dick jokes/overdone, old or flat, the acting is wooden, the dialogue worse, it's far too long, the finale isn't enough of a pay-off, there's some problematic scenes in there where … Continue reading

Fear and loathing in Adventure Bay

Rubble Too looked up at Real Skye with terror in his eyes. "Are you scared? I'm so scared". She sighed and took a drag of her cigarette. "You're a fucking bulldog Rubble Too. Be a bulldog. Go find Rubble Three and tell the stragglers we are kicking off in five". As he bounded away she rolled … Continue reading

Dispatches from the Emergency Department

It goes something like this when you're home again: Settle the baby, make sure they're comfortable and of course close. Kisses on flushed foreheads. Extra I Love Yous and lingering looks, exhale, count fingers and toes in your head, remember the length of eyelashes and the slightest of dimples. … Continue reading