Category: She can’t even review movies properly it takes skill to be a movie reviewer not just anybody can be a movie reviewer gosh

Paris 5.59 review: Come for the orgy, stay for the romance

What can I say about Paris: 5.59 given all you want to hear about is the orgy that kicks off the movie? Let’s just get down to it. Grab a (stiff) drink and I’ll explain the ins and… Read More

Beware The Slenderman review: A parent’s nightmare

At Wellington’s Out in the Park earlier in the year I lost my three-year-old son. The buggy wheel kept catching, I had been meaning to fix it. I’d let go of my three-year-old’s hand while I checked the… Read More

Dwayne The Rock Johnson can Central my Intelligence if you know what I mean…

Okay so I’m going to just be up front with my bias and say this: It will be a cold day in hell before I diss anything Dwayne The Rock Johnson does. The slogan for Central Intelligence is “Saving… Read More

Ghostbusters 2016 review: Making grown men cry since ages ago

h this one must sting. It must hurt – really, truly, deeply. You poor, poor men of the internet. Does the fact that Ghostbusters: The Lady Edition is just absolutely delightful hurt more than that time you tried to buy… Read More