I’m Emily.

I write a newsletter now instead of writing here! You can sign up for my Emily Writes Weekly below. Thanks so much for your support!! You can also listen to my podcast The Mother Yarns here.

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And you can see the play we developed from Rants in the Dark. It is going to be in Wanaka and Dunedin in April 2021.

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Here are some of my posts people seem to like the most:

How to Get Your Baby To Sleep

I am grateful, now fuck off.

I saw Tarzan and this is my review after some wines

Why Dwayne The Rock Johnson should be your doula

Inside the secret world of co-sleepers

A guide to buying your first sex toy

How to give birth – the definitive guide

Why are we rejoicing in the punishment of children?

An honest living

My baby slept through the night six times so now I’m an expert on getting your kid to do that

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