Hello

I’m Emily.

I am bad at blogging regularly. But you can find me on Facebook and Instagram and I write a weekly column here .

You can sign up for my Emily Writes Weekly!

And you can buy my books Rants in the Dark and Is it Bedtime Yet?

And you can see the play we developed from Rants in the Dark.

And you can see me in various places here.

And if you want to book me that would be real nice and you can email me at emilywritesnz at gmail dot com.

And if you want to buy me a coffee you can do that here.Thank you for your support.

Here are some of my posts people seem to like the most:

How to Get Your Baby To Sleep

I am grateful, now fuck off.

I saw Tarzan and this is my review after some wines

Why Dwayne The Rock Johnson should be your doula

Inside the secret world of co-sleepers

A guide to buying your first sex toy

How to give birth – the definitive guide

Why are we rejoicing in the punishment of children?

An honest living

My baby slept through the night six times so now I’m an expert on getting your kid to do that

Rules won’t save women

The sex toy everyone is talking about

Ward One

And if you’re here to buy a Satisfyer Pro 2.0 you can buy it here.