Posted on January 2, 2019
Some one sentence reviews because I’m lazy
Well, I have woken up with a summer cold and my husband has taken the kids out because he’s the best. So I thought I’d review some things. I am not doing a best of 2018 because I can barely remember what happened yesterday let alone last year.
So good. I can’t remember if I reviewed this or not but I really, really liked it.
It’s my fave Dr Seuss story so you know – I loved it. Kids watched it twice. Such a good Christmas movie.
Cannot believe Viggo Mortensen is not actually Italian.
I can barely make decisions in my own life and you want me to make decisions in someone else’s life? No thanks. But it did lead to some interesting conversations with my husband – he is quite sure robots will be taking over the world soon.
A+ arms on new crush Trevante Rhodes.
This potato salad I made when I was too lazy to make proper potato salad
It’s just pepper and sour cream and potatoes and pickles and I’m telling you it’s good. I don’t know if it qualifies as a salad or just a general life failure but I am into it.
The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell
I don’t know what this show is about but it’s extremely relaxing to watch. It’s like if lorazepam was a TV show for old tired goth soccer mums AKA me.
Very late to the party on this one but just started watching it and though I am a fan of Jamie Dornan I don’t know how anyone even notices him with the reason why every woman is gay Gillian Anderson. And this show is a commentary on toxic masculinity, entitlement, and male violence right? Yes?
God I hate myself for watching this garbage.
The Truth About The Harry Quebert Affair
Only lasted half an episode because male writers talking about writing is zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Leave No Trace
This has a 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes which means everyone thinks it’s good but I thought it was boring. Remember that old website Rotten? We used to all sit around a computer when I was a teenager and look it up then force each other to look at the pictures. I wonder if it still exists. Too scared to look. Bleurgh.
I don’t know what’s happening but everyone is hot.
He can call me M’am any time he likes.
Fantastic. Loved it.
My sunburn because I forgot to put sunscreen on
Terrible. Minus 150 stars. Now have a post-it note by the door that says “remember sunscreen on your back”.