A comprehensive review of Deadpool 2

So as you know (maybe) I’ve been sick so I meant to see this a fortnight ago but didn’t because I chose bed. So this is a very late review. But I figure nobody is making choices about what they watch based on my reviews. But if you are, god help you, here is my review for Deadpool 2. No spoilers.

1) Josh Brolin could absolutely get it. Josh Brolin could suggest some real weird shit and I’d be like you know what Josh Brolin? Usually I’m into just keeping my top and socks on because it’s cold and I’m about as adventurous as a sea cucumber but for you I will try it Josh Brolin. I will try the weird thing.

2) Ryan Reynolds doesn’t get his top off even once.

3) It’s like he hasn’t met us?