I saw Hereditary

This doesn’t contain spoilers unless it’s a spoiler to say I almost shat my pants.

So. Here is my internal monologue (and some was external let’s be real here) while watching Hereditary – the sick as all Hell horror movie that everyone is talking about:

Ugh what a creepy kid.

Nope

Nope nope nope

pleasenononononono

Oh lord

Please

No

No no no no

WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD

I want to go home

Oh god

I can’t watch

NO

NO

I SAID NO

What the fuck IS OMG NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

WHY

I can’t

NO

What is she doing? OH MY GOD NO I CANNOT ANYMORE

That’s it.

I’m done.

DONE.
DONE.

WHAT. NO.  NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.  NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.  NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

What just happened.

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